facestoning
Staring at your phone like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth while you scroll Facebook high as a kite and don’t give a damn about anything.
DM from 2 a. m.: 'I just posted a photo of my cat sleeping on a toaster. Why am I still awake?'
Status update: 'I exist. I scroll. I forget my name.'
Text from a friend: 'You’ve been facestoning for 3 hours. I’m coming to your house.'