facestalking
When you spend more time on Facebook than you do with your actual friends. You're more interested in what someone had for lunch than what your real friends are doing.
I saw her post about her cat and I almost forgot about my own life.
He posted a picture of his breakfast and I was like, 'why is my life not this good?'
She had 10 new friends and I was like, 'why am I still single?'