facestalking

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Looking at people on Facebook like a pervert in a peep show, just to see what they're up to. It's not real stalking, but it's close enough to make you feel like a creep.
I checked her profile 17 times today. She has a new dog and it's judging me.
He changed his relationship status to 'single' and I feel like I got rejected.
I saw her ex was still commenting on her pictures and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you friend someone on Facebook just to see if they're still hot, or if they're now a sad, fat, lonely person who has no idea what happened to their life.
She posted a picture of her and her ugly kid. I unfriended her immediately.
He had 12 new friends and I was like, 'who the hell is this?'
I friend-checked my old crush just to see if he still had that stupid haircut.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're so desperate to know what someone is doing that you check their status like it's a life-or-death situation. You even check who they're talking to, even though you can't friend them.
I checked his status 20 times and he still didn't reply to me.
She had a new job and I was like, 'why didn't you tell me?'
He had a new girlfriend and I cried in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you spend more time on Facebook than you do with your actual friends. You're more interested in what someone had for lunch than what your real friends are doing.
I saw her post about her cat and I almost forgot about my own life.
He posted a picture of his breakfast and I was like, 'why is my life not this good?'
She had 10 new friends and I was like, 'why am I still single?'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Stalking people on Facebook like they're your ex and you're trying to find out if they're happy or if they're still bitter and angry at you.
I checked her profile 10 times and she had a new boy. I felt like I was getting rejected.
He had a new job and I was like, 'why didn't you tell me?'
She had a new dog and I was like, 'why is my life not this good?'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You friend someone on Facebook just to see what they look like now, and if they've gotten fat, ugly, or if their life is just a big mess.
I friend-checked my old crush and he still had that stupid haircut.
She posted a picture of her and her ugly kid and I unfriended her immediately.
He had 12 new friends and I was like, 'who the hell is this?'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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