facestalking
Stalking people on Facebook like they're your ex and you're trying to find out if they're happy or if they're still bitter and angry at you.
I checked her profile 10 times and she had a new boy. I felt like I was getting rejected.
He had a new job and I was like, 'why didn't you tell me?'
She had a new dog and I was like, 'why is my life not this good?'