Facesquatt
you steal someone’s Facebook name and pretend it’s yours (even if it doesn’t look anything like you) (n) a person who’s too cheap to buy their own name
I stole my boss’s name because I’m cheap and I don’t want to pay for a new one.
This brand took my name and now they think they’re fancy. They’re not.
My brother took my sister’s name just to make her look stupid at school.