Facesquatt

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stole someone's Facebook name and used it for yourself like a thief in the night (or a brand that’s too lazy to pick a good name) (n) a sneaky person who did this to someone else

I took my ex’s Facebook name and now I’m famous. He’s still stuck with 'jimbo123' and it’s sad.

This brand took my name and now I can’t log in. They’re rich and I’m broke.

My cousin facesquatting my aunt’s name just to make her look bad at family reunions.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you rip someone’s Facebook name and use it like it’s yours (even if it’s not even close to your name or your brand) (n) a person who’s too lazy or arrogant to come up with a real name

I took my teacher’s Facebook name because I’m a rebel and I don’t care about grades.

This brand took my name and now they think they’re cool. They’re not.

My friend took my mom’s name just to mess with her. She’s still mad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you steal someone’s Facebook name and pretend it’s yours (even if it doesn’t look anything like you) (n) a person who’s too cheap to buy their own name

I stole my boss’s name because I’m cheap and I don’t want to pay for a new one.

This brand took my name and now they think they’re fancy. They’re not.

My brother took my sister’s name just to make her look stupid at school.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you take someone else’s Facebook name like it’s your birthright (even if it has nothing to do with you or your brand) (n) someone who’s too rude to come up with their own name

I took my dad’s name because I’m rude and I like showing off.

This brand took my name and now they think they’re important. They’re not.

My friend took my name just to prank me. It worked.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

you steal a Facebook name like it’s your last meal (even if it doesn’t match your name or your brand) (n) a person who’s too broke to afford their own name

I took my uncle’s name because I’m broke and I don’t want to pay for a new one.

This brand took my name and now they think they’re rich. They’re not.

My sister took my name just to embarrass me in front of my friends.

by Slangipedia 13d ago