Facesquatt
you steal a Facebook name like it’s your last meal (even if it doesn’t match your name or your brand) (n) a person who’s too broke to afford their own name
I took my uncle’s name because I’m broke and I don’t want to pay for a new one.
This brand took my name and now they think they’re rich. They’re not.
My sister took my name just to embarrass me in front of my friends.