Facespionage
Checking up on people on Facebook like they owe you money and you're not going to forget it.
Your friend's timeline says 'Got a new job.' You're thinking, 'I still got that pizza delivery job.'
Your ex's profile picture is now a dog. You're screaming into the void again.
Your brother's status is 'Going to the gym.' You're thinking, 'I'm going to the gym... if I survive this week.'