Facespionage

I saw your ex posted a selfie with a hot guy. You're dead.

Your cousin's status says 'Going to the mall with my crush.' You're screaming into the void.

Your mom's Facebook is full of cat photos. You're questioning your life choices.

Your friend's timeline says 'Got a new job.' You're thinking, 'I still got that pizza delivery job.'

Your ex's profile picture is now a dog. You're screaming into the void again.

Your brother's status is 'Going to the gym.' You're thinking, 'I'm going to the gym... if I survive this week.'

Your crush is online. You're sending 10 messages and they've only replied to one.

Your friend's been posting about their new car. You're thinking, 'I still have my bike.'

Your mom's been tagging your dad in every photo. You're questioning your family's sanity.

Your coworker posted a photo of their vacation. You're thinking, 'I've been working 60 hours a week.'

Your crush is talking to someone else. You're sending them 100 messages.

Your uncle posted a video of his dog doing tricks. You're yelling at the screen.

You bet your friend they wouldn't post about their new job. They did. You're losing.

Your crush is online and talking to someone else. You're messaging them 20 times.

Your mom posted a photo of your dad wearing a hat. You're screaming at the screen again.

You saw your crush posted a new photo. You're thinking, 'They're still hot.'

Your friend posted about their new car. You're thinking, 'I'm still on a bike.'

Your brother posted about going to the gym. You're thinking, 'I haven't even left my room.'