Facespam
A gang of Facebook users who are so annoying they could be the reason Facebook crashes. They’re like the Mafia, but instead of guns, they use friend requests.
Your friend sends you a message that says, 'Add me or I'll spam you till you cry.' You think about it. Then you cry.
Your friend is part of a secret Facebook crime syndicate. They’ve been adding you for 10 years.
Your friend's friend group is like a Facebook version of the Yakuza. They send you 100 friend requests at once.