Facespam

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A bunch of Facebook notifications that clog up your email like a fat kid clogging a toilet and you can't ignore them or you'll go insane.
Your inbox looks like a mess of notifications from Facebook. You're like, 'Why is my email so loud?'
You see 200 unread emails and 18 of them are from Facebook. You scream into a pillow.
You try to delete the notifications but they keep coming back like a broken toaster.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gang of Facebook users who are so annoying they could be the reason Facebook crashes. They’re like the Mafia, but instead of guns, they use friend requests.
Your friend sends you a message that says, 'Add me or I'll spam you till you cry.' You think about it. Then you cry.
Your friend is part of a secret Facebook crime syndicate. They’ve been adding you for 10 years.
Your friend's friend group is like a Facebook version of the Yakuza. They send you 100 friend requests at once.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook app that's like a kid who won't stop asking you for candy. You can't use it unless you invite more friends, and you're just tired of it.
You try to take a quiz but it says, 'Add 5 friends to see your result.' You're like, 'I just wanted to know what color I am.'
You get a message that says, 'You need 10 more friends to unlock this app.' You're like, 'I don't even know who these people are.'
You try to use a game and it says, 'Invite 20 friends or die.' You're like, 'I'm not dying for this app.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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