facespacetwitten - when you're on three social sites at once and you're too ful

when you're on three social sites at once and you're too full of yourself to realize you're a mess.

I'm on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter at the same time. I'm not a mess, I'm a social media god.

I'm using all three and I'm still not done talking about my cat. My cat is a legend.

I'm on all three and I still have time to insult my neighbor. My neighbor is a joke.