facespacetwitten

Fresh

0 views · Added 4d ago · 5 definitions

when you log into every social site at once and act like you're not a social media junkie.

I'm on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter all at the same time. I'm not just lazy, I'm a social media legend.

I'm on three sites at once and I'm still not done posting. I'm not done, I'm just getting started.

I'm using all three at once and I'm still not done talking about my dog. My dog is a legend.

when you’re on three social sites at the same time and you’re too proud to admit you’re a mess.

I’m on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter at the same time. I’m not a mess, I’m a multitasking god.

I’m on all three and I’m still not done talking about my lunch. My lunch is better than your life.

I’m using all three and I still have time to mock my ex. My ex is a joke.

when you’re so addicted to social sites you’re using all three at once and you don’t even care.

I’m on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter and I’m still not done posting. I’m not done, I’m just starting.

I’m using all three at once and I still have time to insult my mom. My mom is a disgrace.

I’m on all three and I’m still not done bragging about my dog. My dog is a legend.

when you’re so obsessed with social media you’re using all three at once and you’re not even embarrassed.

I’m on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter at the same time. I’m not embarrassed, I’m a social media beast.

I’m using all three and I’m still not done talking about my breakfast. My breakfast is better than your life.

I’m on all three and I still have time to roast my brother. My brother is a joke.

when you're on three social sites at once and you're too full of yourself to realize you're a mess.

I'm on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter at the same time. I'm not a mess, I'm a social media god.

I'm using all three and I'm still not done talking about my cat. My cat is a legend.

I'm on all three and I still have time to insult my neighbor. My neighbor is a joke.