Facespacer
A person who has both Facebook and Myspace like they're the only two things that matter. They're probably old and still think they're cool.
Mom: 'I have Facebook and Myspace. I'm a Facespacer!' Dad: 'You're not cool.'
Bro: 'I have both. I'm a Facespacer.' Me: 'You're a failure.'
Teacher: 'You have Facebook and Myspace? You're a Facespacer!' Me: 'I’m not even a student.'