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A person who has both Facebook and Myspace like they're the only two things that matter. They're probably old and still think they're cool.

When you're stuck between Facebook and Myspace like they're fighting for your soul. You’re probably a teenager who thinks they’re important.

When you look up someone on both Facebook and Myspace just to find out they're a total loser. You're probably trying to impress someone.

When you say 'Facespacer' like you're smart, but you actually have no idea what Facebook or Myspace are. You're probably a parent.

When you use the word 'Facespacer' like it means something, but it just means you're a Facebook and Myspace user. You're probably a nobody.

When you have both Facebook and Myspace open at the same time. You’re probably chatting with your Myspace friends while stalking that cute girl on Facebook.