facesmasher - A drunk mess made with whatever booze you can find. If you p

A drunk mess made with whatever booze you can find. If you put mint in it, you’re a sad excuse for a human being.

I tried to make a facesmasher with rum and soda. It was okay. Then I added mint. Now I live in regret.

My cousin’s facesmasher looked like a science experiment. It had ketchup and Tabasco. I don’t know how he survives.

I made a facesmasher with wine and motor oil. It tastes like my childhood nightmares.