facesmasher

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A drunk mess made with whatever booze you can find. If you put mint in it, you’re a sad excuse for a human being.

I tried to make a facesmasher with rum and soda. It was okay. Then I added mint. Now I live in regret.

My cousin’s facesmasher looked like a science experiment. It had ketchup and Tabasco. I don’t know how he survives.

I made a facesmasher with wine and motor oil. It tastes like my childhood nightmares.

When you hit someone in the face so hard, their face looks like it got run over by a bus.

My brother tried to facesmash me with a hammer. He missed. I got a black eye and his pride got crushed.

At the party, I facesmashed the guy who stole my pizza. His face looked like a tomato explosion.

My mom facesmashed me with a spoon. I cried. She laughed. I still have a spoon-shaped dent in my face.