faceslice
A single piece of face that got chopped off; like the top of a hot dog that got bitten by a bear.
The faceslice from the guy in the bar looked like a sad piece of meat. No one asked for seconds.
Her faceslice was so bad, it looked like it came from a guy who got run over by a blender.
He sent a photo of his faceslice to his mom. She replied, 'I don’t recognize you anymore.'