faceslice

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To cut up someone's face like a bad pizza; the messy result of someone's face getting hacked up with no care or skill.

My cousin got facesliced by a drunk guy with a butter knife. Now his face looks like a melted ice cream cone.

She facesliced her ex with a rusty switchblade. He now has a permanent five o’clock shadow and a nose that’s missing.

The kid tried to faceslice his teacher, but he only managed to cut off one eyebrow. The teacher laughed and gave him an F.

A single piece of face that got chopped off; like the top of a hot dog that got bitten by a bear.

The faceslice from the guy in the bar looked like a sad piece of meat. No one asked for seconds.

Her faceslice was so bad, it looked like it came from a guy who got run over by a blender.

He sent a photo of his faceslice to his mom. She replied, 'I don’t recognize you anymore.'

When someone’s face gets hacked to pieces; like a bad meatball sub that got hit by a blender.

The man got facesliced by a guy with a rusty chainsaw. Now he looks like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.

She got facesliced during a fight. Her face is now a mystery.

He facesliced his friend for stealing his fries. Now his friend has a face that looks like it belongs to a different person.

A tiny piece of face that got ripped off; like the last crumb of bread from a sad sandwich.

He got a tiny faceslice from a guy with a pizza cutter. Now he looks like he got hit by a spider.

Her faceslice was so small, it looked like it came from a baby’s face.

The guy got a faceslice so tiny, it barely hurt. He laughed and said, 'That was a face nibble.'

The act of someone’s face getting chopped into pieces, like a sad piece of cake that got dropped on the floor.

The man got facesliced by a guy with a kitchen knife. Now his face looks like it belongs to a broken doll.

She got facesliced during a fight. Now her face is a mess.

He facesliced his brother for stealing his chips. Now his brother looks like a broken toy.