FaceShit
You're so drunk you can't even say 'shitfaced' properly. You're just a blabbering mess on the floor.
'Shitfaced' came out as 'Shitface' and I cried.
I said 'Shitfaced' but it sounded like 'Shitface' and my friend laughed.
I tried saying 'Shitfaced' and it came out like 'Shitface' and I passed out.