FaceShit

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You post a comment on someone's Facebook wall and turn a nice, happy thread into a screaming match full of hate and bad decisions.

I said 'You look fat' and now we're arguing about why the sky is blue.

I commented 'Your dog is ugly' and now it's a war.

I said 'Your life is boring' and now I'm in a fight with my mom.

You're so drunk you can't even say 'shitfaced' properly. You're just a blabbering mess on the floor.

'Shitfaced' came out as 'Shitface' and I cried.

I said 'Shitfaced' but it sounded like 'Shitface' and my friend laughed.

I tried saying 'Shitfaced' and it came out like 'Shitface' and I passed out.

You're on Facebook on your phone while sitting on the toilet. You're not even trying to be fancy.

I posted a status about my breakfast while pooping.

I replied to my ex's message while on the toilet.

I took a selfie while on the toilet and posted it on Facebook.

You're on Facebook on your phone, tablet, or laptop while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump. You're doing it all at once.

I posted a message about my day while pooping on my phone.

I replied to my mom while taking a dump on my tablet.

I posted a photo of my breakfast while pooping on my laptop.

You're on FaceTime with someone on your iPhone, iPod, or iPad while taking a shit. You're not even trying to be cool.

I FaceTimed my friend while taking a shit on my iPhone.

I FaceTimed my dad while pooping on my iPad.

I FaceTimed my crush while taking a shit on my iPod.