faceship
When you go on a long trip through space and then fall flat on your face like a clumsy toddler, sliding for a few meters and crying because it hurts.
She flew to the moon and landed on her face, sliding across the moon like it was a playground.
He traveled across the galaxy and landed on his face so hard, he got a new nickname: ‘Slide Master.’
The kid flew a spaceship for three hours and then face-planted into a planet and cried like a baby.
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