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When you crash a huge spaceship right into some beast’s face because you’re too stupid to look where you’re going and you yell ‘Your Face’ like it’s some kind of insult.
My cousin flew a ship into a dragon’s face and screamed ‘Your Face’ like he was in a commercial.
The guy in the front row of the spaceship yelled ‘Your Face’ before the alien ate him whole.
I crashed my spaceship into a giant robot’s face and forgot to say ‘Your Face’, it was a mistake I’ll never live down.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you go on a long trip through space and then fall flat on your face like a clumsy toddler, sliding for a few meters and crying because it hurts.
She flew to the moon and landed on her face, sliding across the moon like it was a playground.
He traveled across the galaxy and landed on his face so hard, he got a new nickname: ‘Slide Master.’
The kid flew a spaceship for three hours and then face-planted into a planet and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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