Facescaping
Shaving your face so fast it looks like you got hit by a laser and your skin is screaming for mercy.
My beard was wilder than a raccoon in a blender. I shaved it off like I was trying to save my life.
I shaved my face so hard I looked like a confused eggplant.
My face was a jungle before I started shaving. Now it’s a desert. No water. No mercy.