Facescaping

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Shaving your face so fast it looks like you got hit by a laser and your skin is screaming for mercy.
My beard was wilder than a raccoon in a blender. I shaved it off like I was trying to save my life.
I shaved my face so hard I looked like a confused eggplant.
My face was a jungle before I started shaving. Now it’s a desert. No water. No mercy.
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When Facebook and RuneScape team up to make your brain explode with too much fun and not enough sleep.
I tried to log into RuneScape and Facebook at the same time. My brain short-circuited.
Facebook is for showing off. RuneScape is for hiding from the world. Together, they’re a nightmare.
I got so into Facescaping, I forgot to eat. Now I’m a ghost with a headache.
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