Facerrets
A person who thinks their brain is a Facebook status. They post every dumb idea, like they're the only one who matters. You know they're doing it because they're either a liberal, a conservative, a sports lunatic, or a spelling-challenged girl.
My day is garbage. Also, I’m awesome.
The sky is blue. I know this. Also, my ex is a donkey.
I just thought of this. It’s genius.