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When someone can't keep their mouth shut and posts every stupid thought on Facebook like it's the end of the world. Happens to lefties, righties, people who scream at sports, and girls who think spelling is optional.

I just ate a sandwich. This is important.

Trump is the worst. Also, my cat is fat.

Why is this happening? I don't know. But I'm posting about it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who thinks their brain is a Facebook status. They post every dumb idea, like they're the only one who matters. You know they're doing it because they're either a liberal, a conservative, a sports lunatic, or a spelling-challenged girl.

My day is garbage. Also, I’m awesome.

The sky is blue. I know this. Also, my ex is a donkey.

I just thought of this. It’s genius.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who can't keep their thoughts to themselves and posts every little thing on Facebook. It’s like they think the world needs to know their entire life. They’re usually a lefty, a righty, a sports nut, or a girl who can't spell 'love.'

I just woke up. This is the most important thing ever.

My mom is loud. Also, I'm amazing.

The internet is amazing. Also, I'm amazing.

by Slangipedia 13d ago