Facerbation - Looking at Facebook and getting a hard-on from someone’s new

Looking at Facebook and getting a hard-on from someone’s new photos, like you’re a teenage boy in 2003.

I was looking at her new photos and got a hard-on. I think Facebook is trying to make me a teenager again.

He updated his profile picture and I got a hard-on. It was like Facebook was trying to ruin my life.

I saw a girl’s new photos, and suddenly I was jerking off like it was a national emergency.