Facerbation

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Making a Facebook page all about how awesome you are, then liking it yourself like you just got a gold star for being a smug, self-absorbed idiot.

I made a Facebook page called 'The King of All I Know' and liked it. My crown is real, my ego is fake.

My profile is so perfect, I had to like my own page. It’s like giving myself a high five and a middle finger.

I made a Facebook page about how I’m the best at everything. Then I liked it. I’m just that good.

Using Facebook to jerk off while you’re online, like you’re not already distracted enough.

I was scrolling through Facebook and suddenly I had to jerk off. It was like a Facebook-induced boner.

I opened Facebook, saw my ex’s pictures, and immediately got a hard-on. It was like Facebook was trying to ruin my life.

I was on Facebook, saw a cute guy, and suddenly I was jerking off like it was the 2000s.

Looking at Facebook and getting a hard-on from someone’s new photos, like you’re a teenage boy in 2003.

I was looking at her new photos and got a hard-on. I think Facebook is trying to make me a teenager again.

He updated his profile picture and I got a hard-on. It was like Facebook was trying to ruin my life.

I saw a girl’s new photos, and suddenly I was jerking off like it was a national emergency.