facerbating
When you jerk off while scrolling through Facebook like a lazy worm
I was facerbating in my lunch break because my ex posted a selfie and it was fire
I facerbated during math class because the girl I like updated her status to 'sick' and I thought it was 'sick' like 'I’m sick of you'
My facerbating session got interrupted by my mom yelling 'turn that thing off or I'll take it away'
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