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When you jerk off while scrolling through Facebook like a lazy worm

I was facerbating in my lunch break because my ex posted a selfie and it was fire

I facerbated during math class because the girl I like updated her status to 'sick' and I thought it was 'sick' like 'I’m sick of you'

My facerbating session got interrupted by my mom yelling 'turn that thing off or I'll take it away'

Making a Facebook profile about yourself and liking it like you're the best thing since sliced bread and you're getting a hard-on from it

I made a Facebook page called 'The King of Everything' and liked it 17 times because I thought I was god

My facerbating got so intense I posted a status saying 'I am perfect' and then liked it 10 times

I made a page called 'The Best Person Ever' and then liked it so much my phone started vibrating like it was alive

Looking at someone's Facebook pictures while you're getting a boner and thinking they're the most beautiful person ever

I was facerbating to a girl's vacation pics and I thought I was in a movie

I got a boner while looking at her Facebook pics and then I posted 'why are you so hot' and then unfriended myself

I facerbated to her pictures so hard I forgot to do my homework and got in trouble