Facequaintance
Someone you added on Facebook so you'd feel important, but you'd rather talk to a pigeon than them.
You're the one who sent me a message saying 'Hey, it's me!' and I had to look up who that was.
You posted a status about your cat and I thought you were going to die from boredom.
You added me because you thought we were friends. We're not. I don't even know what your name is.