Facequaintance

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A person you friended on Facebook just because they looked familiar, but you'd punch them in the face if they asked you for a loan.

Hey, I think I know you from somewhere... oh wait, you're the guy who posted a photo of a pizza and called it 'art.'

You're the one who commented 'I'm alive' on my birthday post last year. That's not a compliment.

I friended you because you had the same avatar as my ex. Turns out you're both losers.

Someone you added on Facebook so you'd feel important, but you'd rather talk to a pigeon than them.

You're the one who sent me a message saying 'Hey, it's me!' and I had to look up who that was.

You posted a status about your cat and I thought you were going to die from boredom.

You added me because you thought we were friends. We're not. I don't even know what your name is.

A person you know by name but would forget their face if they gave you a million dollars and a free pizza.

You're the guy who sent me a message about a meme I didn't even like.

You're the one who commented on my post about my dog and I still don't know who you are.

You added me because you thought I was cool. I'm not. I'm just tired.

A person you friended just so you could feel like you had friends, but they'd rather talk to a wall than you.

You're the one who messaged me about a post I made three years ago. That's not a friend.

You sent me a message saying 'Hey, I'm your friend!' and I had to look up your profile.

You friended me because you thought I was popular. I'm not. I'm just tired.

Someone you know by name but would forget their face if they offered you a free pizza and a million dollars.

You're the one who sent me a message about a meme I didn't even like.

You're the guy who commented on my post about my dog and I still don't know who you are.

You friended me because you thought I was cool. I'm not. I'm just tired.