facepost regret
When your friends try to be sneaky by posting stuff on your wall and deleting it, but you’re just sitting there with your phone in your hand, eating chips, and you saw everything.
He posted 'You’re a disgrace' and then deleted it. I was eating chips and laughed at him.
She said 'You’re a joke' and then erased it. I just texted her back 'You’re a failure.'
He wrote 'You’re a nobody' and then ran. I just took a bite of my burger and ignored him.