facepost regret

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When your friends post stuff on your wall just to delete it later, thinking you didn't see it, but you were already halfway through your cereal because you got the notification before it even showed up on Facebook.
My buddy posted 'You're the worst' and then deleted it. I had already taken a bite of my toast.
She said 'I never want to see you again' and then erased it. I laughed so hard my milk spilled.
He wrote 'You’re a failure' and then ran away. I just texted him back 'You’re a coward.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you post something on your friend's wall to be mean, but then you panic and delete it, not realizing they already took a screenshot and are laughing at you in the bathroom.
I posted 'You’re a joke' and then deleted it. She showed me the screenshot in the bathroom. I cried.
He posted 'You’re fat' and then ran. She posted it on Instagram. I died.
She wrote 'You’re a loser' and then erased it. He took a photo and sent it to everyone. I got 12 DMs.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When your friends try to be sneaky by posting stuff on your wall and deleting it, but you’re just sitting there with your phone in your hand, eating chips, and you saw everything.
He posted 'You’re a disgrace' and then deleted it. I was eating chips and laughed at him.
She said 'You’re a joke' and then erased it. I just texted her back 'You’re a failure.'
He wrote 'You’re a nobody' and then ran. I just took a bite of my burger and ignored him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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