facepooking - Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so proud

Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so proud of yourself for pooping, you post a selfie and tag everyone.

I Facepooked and posted a selfie with, 'Just pooped like a king.'

I Facepooked and said, 'This is the best poop of my life.'

I Facepooked and wrote, 'I'm so full of poop I'm going to explode.'