facepooking

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Facepooking is when you sit on the toilet and laugh at your friend's dumb posts while you're pooping your brains out.

I just Facepooked my ex after she posted a photo of her dog wearing a top hat.

I Facepooked my mom while she was yelling at the TV about the weather.

I Facepooked my brother after he posted a video of himself singing badly.

Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're too lazy to get up, so you just reply to your friend's post with a dumb comment.

I Facepooked my friend by replying, 'This is the worst pizza ever.'

I Facepooked my cousin with, 'You look like a raccoon.'

I Facepooked my teacher with, 'This test is easier than my grandma's knitting.'

Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so proud of yourself for pooping, you post a selfie and tag everyone.

I Facepooked and posted a selfie with, 'Just pooped like a king.'

I Facepooked and said, 'This is the best poop of my life.'

I Facepooked and wrote, 'I'm so full of poop I'm going to explode.'

Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so bored you start a conversation with your friend about their dumb post.

I Facepooked and asked my friend, 'Why did you post that?'

I Facepooked and said, 'This is the dumbest post ever.'

I Facepooked and started arguing with my cousin about the meaning of life.

Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so smug you think you're the best at pooping and you post a status about it.

I Facepooked and posted, 'I pooped like a champion.'

I Facepooked and said, 'I'm the poop king.'

I Facepooked and wrote, 'No one poops like me.'