facepooking - Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so smug

Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so smug you think you're the best at pooping and you post a status about it.

I Facepooked and posted, 'I pooped like a champion.'

I Facepooked and said, 'I'm the poop king.'

I Facepooked and wrote, 'No one poops like me.'