facepooing - When you sit on the toilet and log on to Facebook just to se

When you sit on the toilet and log on to Facebook just to see what your ex is doing while you're trying to poop your brains out.

I just saw my ex's vacation pics while I was trying to finish my number two. I'm still on the toilet.

I logged on to Facebook during my number two and my mom commented on my status. I died.

I was facepooing and saw my crush's profile. Now I'm stuck on the toilet and my brain is gone.