facepooing

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When you sit on the toilet and log on to Facebook just to see what your ex is doing while you're trying to poop your brains out.

I just saw my ex's vacation pics while I was trying to finish my number two. I'm still on the toilet.

I logged on to Facebook during my number two and my mom commented on my status. I died.

I was facepooing and saw my crush's profile. Now I'm stuck on the toilet and my brain is gone.

A dirty habit where you check Facebook while you're on the toilet, like your brain is trying to escape through your butt.

I was facepooing and my brother sent me a meme. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I checked Facebook on the toilet and my dog ate my laptop. I'm dead.

I was facepooing and my teacher called me. I had to answer during a number two.

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you check it while you're pooping, like your butt has a phone now.

I was facepooing and my dad called me. I answered while I was halfway through my number two. I'm a mess.

I checked Facebook on the toilet and my crush liked my post. Now I'm stuck on the toilet and I'm smiling.

I was facepooing and my friend sent me a message. I replied with a fart emoji and now I'm famous.