facepooing - A dirty habit where you check Facebook while you're on the t

A dirty habit where you check Facebook while you're on the toilet, like your brain is trying to escape through your butt.

I was facepooing and my brother sent me a meme. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I checked Facebook on the toilet and my dog ate my laptop. I'm dead.

I was facepooing and my teacher called me. I had to answer during a number two.