facepoo - Checking Facebook like a snoop while your pants are around y

Checking Facebook like a snoop while your pants are around your ankles and you're halfway through a number two.

'I facepooed and my boss liked my post. Now he thinks I'm working from home.'

'I facepooed and my crush commented on my post. Now I'm stuck in the toilet.'

'Facepoo is when you’re trying to poop and you’re also trying to look cool on Facebook.'