facepoo

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When you log on to Facebook with your laptop while your butt is in the toilet and you're trying to poop out your problems like a cursed wizard.

'I just facepooed and saw my ex's vacation pics. Now I'm crying in the toilet.'

'Facepoo is my daily ritual. I don't need coffee, I need Facebook.'

'I facepooed and my mom saw my status. She's coming to the house.'

Checking Facebook like a snoop while your pants are around your ankles and you're halfway through a number two.

'I facepooed and my boss liked my post. Now he thinks I'm working from home.'

'I facepooed and my crush commented on my post. Now I'm stuck in the toilet.'

'Facepoo is when you’re trying to poop and you’re also trying to look cool on Facebook.'