Faceploitation - Using sad stuff on Facebook to get more Likes and look like

Using sad stuff on Facebook to get more Likes and look like a heartless jerk who still cares a little.

'My dog died :'(' I'm so broken.', 3 hours later: 'I got 500 Likes!'

'My grandma passed away.', 2 days later: 'I’m eating pizza again.'

'My cat got hit by a truck.', 1 week later: 'I got 1,000 Likes and a new phone.'