Faceploitation

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Using sad stuff on Facebook to get more Likes and look like a heartless jerk who still cares a little.

'My dog died :'(' I'm so broken.', 3 hours later: 'I got 500 Likes!'

'My grandma passed away.', 2 days later: 'I’m eating pizza again.'

'My cat got hit by a truck.', 1 week later: 'I got 1,000 Likes and a new phone.'

Posting fake misery on Facebook just to feel important and get Likes from people who think you’re cool.

'I cried all night because my plants are sad.', They’re just in a new pot.

'I’m so lonely.', You have 200 friends.

'I failed my math test.', You got a 75%.'

When you use Facebook to make people feel bad about their lives while you’re getting Likes like a boss.

'I got fired and I’m homeless.', 2 days later: 'I got 1,000 Likes.'

'I’m eating cereal for dinner.', You just bought a new car.

'I’m crying in a bathroom.', You’re sitting in a fancy restaurant.'

Making up sad stories on Facebook just so you can look like a good person and get more Likes than your ex.

'I lost my job and my dog.', You just got a promotion.

'I’m so depressed.', You’re out partying.

'I’m crying in my car.', You’re wearing a new watch.'

When you post fake heartbreak on Facebook just to feel superior and get more Likes than your annoying cousin.

'I broke up with my soulmate.', You’re with your new crush.

'I’m so lonely.', You’re at a concert.

'I cried all night.', You just got a new phone.'