facephone - When you use your phone to look at Facebook like it's the la

When you use your phone to look at Facebook like it's the last thing you'll ever do before dying.

I checked my facephone and found out my ex is dating my best friend. Now I'm sad and angry.

I opened my facephone during class and got caught. My teacher said I was a disgrace.

My facephone is the only thing keeping me from going crazy.