facephone

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When you log on to Facebook using your phone and act like you're not a loser who wastes time looking at old friends' lives.

I just saw my ex's facephone status and it's making me cry.

Why is my mom's facephone picture from 2012? She hasn't aged at all.

I checked my facephone and found out my crush is following me. Now I'm confused and excited.

The act of opening Facebook on your phone like it's the most important thing in your life, even though you're just bored.

I opened my facephone and saw my crush's face. Now I'm too distracted to do my homework.

Why do I check my facephone before I even brush my teeth?

My facephone is my only friend. It knows my secrets.

When you use your phone to look at Facebook like it's the last thing you'll ever do before dying.

I checked my facephone and found out my ex is dating my best friend. Now I'm sad and angry.

I opened my facephone during class and got caught. My teacher said I was a disgrace.

My facephone is the only thing keeping me from going crazy.

When you use your phone to look at Facebook like it's the most important thing in the universe, even though you're just procrastinating.

I checked my facephone and saw my crush's face. Now I'm too distracted to finish my project.

I opened my facephone during my Zoom class and my teacher saw me. I'm dead.

I'm so addicted to my facephone I forgot to eat lunch.

When you open Facebook on your phone like it's the only thing that makes you feel alive.

I opened my facephone and saw my crush's face. Now I'm too distracted to live.

Why do I check my facephone before I even go to sleep?

My facephone is my lifeline. If I lose it, I die.