facephone - When you use your phone to look at Facebook like it's the mo

When you use your phone to look at Facebook like it's the most important thing in the universe, even though you're just procrastinating.

I checked my facephone and saw my crush's face. Now I'm too distracted to finish my project.

I opened my facephone during my Zoom class and my teacher saw me. I'm dead.

I'm so addicted to my facephone I forgot to eat lunch.