facepencil
Smashing a pencil into someone’s face because they’re so annoying it’s worth it. Like when the Joker decides to give someone a nosebleed and a headache all at once.
My mom facepenciled my little sister after she yelled at the TV.
My neighbor facepenciled his cat after it knocked over his coffee.
I facepenciled my boss after he yelled at me for no reason.