facepencil

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When you slap someone's face into a pencil because they're so stupid it hurts. It’s like the Joker’s favorite way to make a fool look even more foolish.
My cousin facepenciled his math teacher after he failed the test.
My friend facepenciled his dog after it ate his homework.
I facepenciled my brother when he spilled soda on my shirt.
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Smashing a pencil into someone’s face because they’re so annoying it’s worth it. Like when the Joker decides to give someone a nosebleed and a headache all at once.
My mom facepenciled my little sister after she yelled at the TV.
My neighbor facepenciled his cat after it knocked over his coffee.
I facepenciled my boss after he yelled at me for no reason.
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